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Even God makes mistakes

Santhosh Kumar

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." That is what the Bible says about what does God do. Every one knows it was what God is supposed to do. And every one knew it was the same God who created Rahul Gandhi too. It was a big mistake of the God who create jerks on earth, says the the comrades who believe in Carl Marx. The BJP guys believes not only in one God, but several thousands of them, who do several menial jobs as the 'class four' government employees. The Congress guys who follow Rahul Gandhi blindly do not trust the LDF or the BJP. They believe that Rahul Gandhi is God. That is one reason why they all started running across the country along with their retarded leader. They hope he would be the next PM of India.

Every now and then Mr Rahul Gandhi appears in the Parliament with allegations against the ruling BJP government, especially against his personal favorite Narendra Modi. He finds it a pleasure to invite the wrath for the full house for creating tantrums in the disciplined Parliament hall. All Congress MPs applaud every nonsense Mr Rahul Gandhi utters. The Sansad TV makes no mistake of showing it to the public without editing the clips. Rahul Gandhi recently grabbed an unpublished book by ex-army chief Gen. M. M. Naravane, and tried to declare it as his proof to show that Indian Army is not like that of the US Army. On several previous occasions he used copies of the Indian Constitution in the parlament to attract the attention of farmers of Rajasthan, Karnataka and UP. When things seemed not going in his way, he launched a movement called "Vote Chori". Congress still believes every vote the BJP amassed in the elections were thus looted from the ballot boxes.

No wonder, he got elected from Wayanad, where primates abound. All homosapiens still having the brains of primates of Wayanad not only made him an MP, but also his sister Priyanka too. Some say that the age-old tradition of inheriting the stupidity of the Nehru family is still the predominating trait in Rahul Gandhi too. Dear reader, if you are in doubt, you can ask Rahul Gandhi before he escapes to some unknown islands in the Pacific.

Rahul Gandhi thinks he is very special in the Nehru family. He did not inherit the patriotism or the nationalism of anyone who fought for the independence of India. That includes his great grandfather Jawaharlal Nehru. Every Congress activist is supposed to be patriotic.

Sonia Gandhi cannot be patriotic. Reason: Sonia Gandhi had a dual citizenship until 1983. But she had to become an Indian citizen in April 30, 1983, and drop her Italian citizenship. A naturalized citizen can neither be a patriotic nor a nationalist, that is how things work.

Sonia Gandhi is the highest in command in the Indian National Congress party. She thinks Rahul Gandhi is to be the next Congress Prime Minister of India after Manmohan Singh. So believes the Congress MPs too. No patriotic citizen vote again for a Congress Prime Minister of Rahul Gandhi's standard in India again. That is the simple logic of a patriotic voter in India.

God has never gone wrong in His traditonal job; creation! The only exception in His endeavours is the creation of the ages old Congress party of India and its activists. It was they who kept India in the quagmire of economic, social and political degeneration.